eez nuts is a phrase that is used to intentionally disrupt or divert conversations. It’s not an actual reference to the testicles, but it is used to figuratively disorient and discredit any discussion that is taking place.

Where Does Deez Nuts Come From?

The first time we’ve heard of deez nuts can be traced back to the Chronic album, released in 1992. album released by Dr. Dre (the song’s name is “Deeez Nuuuuts”).

The track begins by a phone conversation between two women and a man. After a brief back-and-forth exchange between them men, one of them declares “Deez nuts!” Within a year the deez nuts song had been popular with hip-hop as well as R&B artists.

The phrase deez nuts was used in the lyrics of the songs of A.L.T., the hip-hop artist A.L.T. and the group R&B Xscape. The use of the phrase “deez nuts” directly derived from the deliberately disorienting way it was employed to describe Dr. Dre’s song of 1992.

While that original Dr. Dre track was referenced in a variety of ways for years, the popularity of the song’s lyrics grew in 2015 after Instagram user WelvenDaGreat uploaded the video of him making the same joke with a colleague over the phone. This post turned WelvenDaGreat’s account into a viral web phenomenon.

But deez nuts really became a household name after that time when Deez Nuts was the US presidential candidate. He scored an impressive third in the polls that were conducted by the public, right ahead of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

Actually, the person who ran for president Deez Nuts is actually teenager Iowa native Brady Olson, who registered the pseudonym in hopes to express his anger at both major political parties.

The insertion of a deez nuts-themed joke into something more serious like the presidential election has led to this meme being brought to the notice of the public and its popularity has been constant ever since.

Who Uses DEZ NUTS?

Since deez nuts are symbolic, it is able to be said by any person of any age.’Deez nuts are typically used in conversation with real people to create tension and it’s also used to playing games with a conversation that is otherwise serious on forums or social media.

It is also employed as a slur in reaction to perceived disrespect when a person reveals their displeasure at the behavior of another by instructing them to do diverse sexual acts with deez nuts.

Deez nuts has turned into a popular meme on the internet. Deez nuts is often featured in prank calls as well as in video pranks as a reference in the lyrics of Dr. Dre’s track and the video of WendelDaGreat.

1. Excuse me but do you like Wendys?

-Yes why?

Because you are going to love when deez nuts hit you in the face.

 

2. What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job. -Anonymous

 

3. Excuse me but do you Boffa?

-Boffa? I don’t think so?

Boffa deez nuts!

 

4. I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut. -Anonymous

 

5. Hi there, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.

-Dee who?

Deez nuts!

 

6. Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars. -Anonymous

 

7. Excuse me but do you like pudding?

-Yes, of course.

Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.

 

8. What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew. -Anonymous

 

9. Have you seen the film Bofa?

-Bofa? Who is in it?

Bofa deez nuts.

 

​10. Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts. – Jed beese

 

11. Have you met my friend Phillip?

-Phillip who?

Phillip on deez nuts.

 

12. What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

REGGIE

 

13. Hey there buddy, I have a bunch of old albums, would you like 2 cd’s?

-Sure thanks

To see deez nutz.

 

14. A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts. -Zane

 

15. I think you should be a goblin this halloween.

-A goblin? Why is that?

Goblin deez nuts

 

​16. A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

 

17. Hey do you like Chef Boyardee?

Chef Boy-Are-Deez nuts tasty!

 

18. Do you know Imagine Dragons Yeah Imagine Dragon my nuts across your face. -Carlos Lopez

 

19. You: Dee was asking after you the other day.

Person: who is Dee?

You: Deez Nuts!

 

20. What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. -Wickywa

 

21. Do you like Vanessa Paradis?

-Yeah sure

How about a pair of deez nuts.

 

22. Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry. -Anonymous

 

23. “I was shopping at the local farmers market and purchased some fermented succondese”

“fermented succondese?”

“yes, Fermented succondese nuts”

 

24. What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts. -Anonymous

 

25. Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole. -Anonymous

 

26. I want my money back

She’s got a filthy crack

 

27. 10 cents for half an hour

In the bed or in the shower

 

28. Who ya got the phils or the yanks?

phil deeez nutz or yank deeez nuts. It worked great when they both went to the world series.

 

29. “Honeys be like “Meth”; I be like “What?”.

“We want some free CDs”; I be like “See Deez Nuts!”

Outrageous Funny Deez Nuts Joke Ideas

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2. Educator: In the entirety of your subjects I am giving you D’s.
Understudy: Well, I am additionally going to be giving you D’s.
Instructor: What do you mean?
Understudy: Deez nuts!

3. Hello, I heard that you love Dee.
Dee who?
Deez nuts!
What’s more I thought it was Dee from Dexter’s Laboratory!

4. Do you know Landon?
Landon who?
Outing, fall and landon deez nuts!
Watch out! You wouldn’t have any desire to arrive on somebody’s nuts!

5. You really want to quiet down before you end up like Ken.
Ken who?
Can Deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Helpless Ken! I would rather not end up like him!

6. Hello, would you say you are eager or parched?
I’m parched/hungry.
You can have some of deez nuts.
I needn’t bother with nuts. I need to drink water!

Best Deez Nuts Jokes

1. What did the breeze say to the palm tree? Clutch your nuts this is no standard penis massage. – Anonymous

2. Excuse me yet do you like pudding?
-Indeed, obviously.
Well what about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.

3. A Pirate strolls into a bar with a directing wheel joined to his d**k. The Bartender asks him for what valid reason And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s making me crazy. – Zane

4. For what reason did the squirrel do the backstroke? He needed to keep his nuts dry. – Anonymous

5. Yo young lady… do you like squirrels, since i’m going to nut in your opening. – Anonymous

6. “Honeys resemble “Meth”; I resemble “What?”.
“We need some free CDs”; I resemble “See Deez Nuts!”

 

Great Deez Nuts Jokes

1. Have you caught wind of my companion Willya? Since…
Willya suck deez nuts gotem

2. Spouse: Do you realize what will fulfill me? Wendy’s!
Me: When deez nuts on your jawline?!?

3. What is Mr. Peanut’s cherished web-based image?
DEEZ NUTS!
HA! GOT EEM!

4. What sort of nuts get awful grades?
Deez nuts

5. “Hello, man would you say you are leaving? Leaving what? LEAVING DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH”.

6. “Ask somebody “Would you like to see BofA?” They react “OK fine?” You then, at that point, call out “BofA Deeeeeez Nuts!” It is then dependent upon you whether you honor their solicitation to really see BofA”

Bofa Deez Nuts Jokes

1. “Honeys resemble “Meth”; I resemble “What?”.
“We need some free CDs”; I resemble “See Deez Nuts!”

2. Me: Do you like spoofs?
Casualty: uh… definitely once in a while
Me: well how’d you like a couple o’ Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!

3. “Hello, do you need some tape and Cd’s?”
“How am I going to manage that?”
“You can tape my dick to your temple so you can See Deez Nuts!

4. I purchased a guh toward the end of the week. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS!

5. What did one nut say to the next nut?
A: Candice Deez Nuts fit in my mouth

Amusing Deez Nuts Joke to make you comical giggle

1. Excuse me however do you Bofa?
Bofa? I don’t think so?
Bofa deez nuts!

2. Have you met my companion Phillip?
Phillip who?
Phillip on Deez Nuts.

3. Do you realize who is coming to our party later on?
Better believe it Dee is.
Dee who?
Deez nuts.

4. Do you like Vanessa Paradis?
Definitely certain
What about a couple of deez nuts.

5. Have you caught wind of the news in Kenya today?
No, let me know more.
All things considered, Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth.

Incredible Deez Nuts Jokes

1. What did the breeze say to the palm tree? Clutch your nuts this is no normal sensual caress. – Anonymous
2. Excuse me yet do you like pudding?

-Indeed, obviously.

Well what about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.

3. A Pirate strolls into a bar with a controlling wheel appended to his d**k. The Bartender asks him for what good reason And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s making me insane. – Zane
4. For what reason did the squirrel do the backstroke? He needed to keep his nuts dry. – Anonymous
5. Yo young lady… do you like squirrels, since i’m going to nut in your opening. – Anonymous
6. “Honeys resemble “Meth”; I resemble “What?”.

“We need a few free CDs”; I resemble “See Deez Nuts!”

Hey, do you smell that?
– Nope. What does it smell like?
It smells like Deez Nuts!

What was the other name for Native Americans?
– You mean Indians?
I mean Deez Nuts!

Guess what SAKKON did
– Sakkon.. who’s that?
– Oh no, don’t…
SAKKON Deez Nuts!

Honey, I’m hungry. What food do you have at your place?
Well, I have some nuts…
– What nuts?
Deez Nuts!

Have you ever heard about the Russian millionaire Ivan Putindese?
– Ivan Putindese?
Yes, the Ivan PutinDEEZ Nuts!

Can you imagine dragons flying in the sky?
Yes, I can.
Then Imagine dragging Deez Nuts across your mouth.

Where’s your munyayo?
– Huh? What’s that?
DEEZ NUTS​

Hey, are you hungry or thirsty?
– Yes, I am.
You can have some of Deez nuts.

Me: Have you ever been to Chewons?
You: No. What’s Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts

Did you like the plot in this film?
– Nah. I believe we can come up with a better one.
So you want to come and film Deeeeeez Nuts!

Do you drink orange juice?
-Yes, I do.
Did you know that the orange juice SunnyD is bad for you?
– I dont know the…
Sunny Deez Nuts!

Bofa Deez Nuts Jokes

1. “Honeys resemble “Meth”; I resemble “What?”.

“We need a few free CDs”; I resemble “See Deez Nuts!”

2. Me: Do you like satires?

Casualty: uh… no doubt here and there

Me: well how’d you like a couple o’ Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!

3. “Hello, do you need some tape and Cd’s?”

“How am I going to manage that?”

“You can tape my dick to your temple so you can See Deez Nuts!

4. I purchased a guh toward the end of the week. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS!
5. What did one nut say to the next nut?